eh?

"You never know how sick you are until you try to recover."

unknown (via oxygeniuss)

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

trillaryclinton:

juilan:

Excuse me sir, you have something on your shirt

oh my god. 

trillaryclinton:

juilan:

Excuse me sir, you have something on your shirt

oh my god. 

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people 

blackjackmothafucka:

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

*does nothing because im not phased by your size 4 shoe*

oop  

kaleidosd-pe:

This is way too dope

(Source: youtube.com)

titanium-bullets:

lewdmucus:

chickenuqqet:

this is my whole life in 6 seconds

for real

😭😭😭😭 me right now