24. Living in California. Aspiring screenwriter.
I'm practically a teddy bear.
Everything is pretty random on here so consider this a fair warning.
“They made up their own song. Their own family song. Sing your song for her.”
“I got my fa-mi-ly. Wait! 1, 2, 3. I got my faaa-mi-ly. Family. I got my faaa-mi-ly. I got my brothers, sisters, my mommy! My grandma! My daddy. I got my faaa-mi-ly.”
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
This is the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen
do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so
The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to
and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human
And audience members will tear up and be like, “Thank GOD racism is dead” while still perpetrating whatever racism is socially acceptable.