my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
Excuse me sir, you have something on your shirt
oh my god.
because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*
*does nothing because im not phased by your size 4 shoe*
rugrats is proof that white people dont be watching they kids
this is my whole life in 6 seconds
😭😭😭😭 me right now
what a time to be alive
Now you’re thinking with portals.